Thursday, April 30, 2009


move over cripples and mom's with children, the hybrid spots are here!cannot wait to get home to roll my prius into one of these bad boys. this is the best thing EVER!

(thank you jeff kalman for thinking to take this picture for me)
i'll have this outfit please.
dear boys-get these on your feet come july.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009


the king of sushi village.

A ghost is what i've been the past two weeks, sorry. I have now decided to get back on this in as full force as possible. That being said I no longer have essays to avoid doing.. but I really will try!

In case you didn't notice, I have left Ontario and am now much more west in British Columbia. This place makes me wonder why anyone at all would live where there are not mountains and lakes..hello beautiful.

Beats staring at computer screens, right?

I have now said goodbye to my temporary residence the "Chateau" of Tyrol Crescent and have set up a semi-permanent one right by a lake, some trees, and well... nothing else. This is boring though so moving on.

The boys of the Chateau introduced me to a new friend I like to call Ra Ra Riot, and it seems more than appropriate to post this song:

Sorry for the disappearance. I will no longer be a ghost!
Roomiez.. but she's already to busy for me.

Sunday, April 26, 2009


Welcome to Grenade Games 5 from monster dano on Vimeo.

more videos because blogging sucks.
my grenade games appearance (at 1 minute and 30 seconds).

Friday, April 24, 2009

Check out this entry for Whistler's 72 hour film festival. Though it was not the winner, it's still rad as eff.

The Space Between Us from Eric Weber on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I'm oh so sorry I suck at this lately. Working and boarding my life away.

In the meantime, enjoy this wonderful thing:

I"ll be back in full force shortly. Just need this festival to be ova!

Friday, April 17, 2009

forgot about dre..

MORE FRIENDS WITH MORE AWESOME BLOGS.Andreas Morel aka Dre FVCKING LOVES MUSIC. So if you do too, check out his blog. If you're in Whistler, go see him do his thing at the Beagle or see him open up for Steve Aoki at Garfs this coming Monday!

Dre is fabulous and super talented so GO GO GO and listen listen listen.

Hi, sorry.

Safe arrival in Whistler, BC = I am now sucking at this. For that I apologize but sometimes a gal's gotta just take a break from these things. ON THAT NOTE. My dear friend Liz has started another blog that will also be added to my right side. It's called Lamb Life and you should probably go read it.

Good day.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Le packing.

Those 5 days I was talking about earlier have suddenly vanished, and all of a sudden I find myself sitting beside a giant suitcase stuffed with enough clothes to last me for 4 months.

Of the 10 things that had to be done, I have successfully completed.. well only 5 and a half. Partying with the Jons never worked out (i will miss you fellas), never did find snow pants or an ipod shuffle charger (still looking), went shopping with Alex, not Dani or Liz, and definitely did not participate in an Easter egg hunt. What can ya do.

That being said I am all packed and ready to fly west to join the silly amount of friends that have already (or are about to) make the journey. Though i'm slightly nervous for the events of tomorrow, I cannot wait to see everyone.


Monday, April 13, 2009


If there's one thing I actually hate most in the world it's crocs. They are straight hids. Now they've gone and put an entire STORE full of them on QUEEN WEST. Sorry but what? Next thing you know they'll have an Ugg boot store next door.

Can someone tell me what the new 'cool' street's gonna be? Cause Queen just aint cutting it anymore.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Things I dislike..

Being home should be nice but in reality...
- nothing is open on easter
- there is cover at bars
- there are twenty times the number of annoying people in lines at bars
- there are streetcars that stop for no good reason at all

That being said I enjoy...
- doing laundry and not feeling like my clothes arent getting clean
- eating the food cooked by mama j
- getting invited to hot yoga by mama j
- hanging with downtown
- meeting random drunk men that steal my (loser) phone and text the world scary things

Bloggin' on a Saturday night. Not a big deal. Guess I'm saving myself for Whistler.

Saturday, April 11, 2009


Hard to believe that it was 2 years ago at this time when I made a facebook group for the house we would soon live in. I didn't know what to call it so I just said "La Maison". Little did I know it would be what friends would refer to us as for the next two years.Everyone warned against six girls living together in such close quarters. I've heard the horror stories of girl fights and ruined friendships but I always knew that wouldn't be an issue for us. (The last 2 weeks don't count) Today I'm the first of us to move out, and it's quite possibly the saddest thing ever. Missin these bitches already.

Thought i'd take the time today to introduce you to them all.
Ms. Tina. Part of our basement crew, she makes the best faces, and the best sandwiches that I will miss the most. She's also a professional addicting games player and has showed me the best cake making, zit poping, pizza delivering games EVER. Bitch is flying off to Singapore next year reason 1.1 why I must move out.

Ms. Danielle Betty. The other third that makes up the basement crew. I will miss this betty's exquisite meals and baking, not to mention ridiculous work ethic that I am extremely envious of. Bitch got a 16 month internship at IBM next year. Reason 1.2 why I must move out.

Ms. Monika Ivey. I will miss this one's noises (she hates me now) as well as her stupid brain for being so god damn smart and in Ivey. I will not miss the fact that she is scared of cats and will be getting a cat next year and naming it Monika. Bitch is flying to Barcelona next year. Reason 1.3 why I must move out.
Ms. Tara Walrus. Though she's spent this semester in England, I will never forget the time she slid face first down the stairs in residence. I will miss this stupid lady's drunken antics and fantastic hair styles. Bitch is flying to Singapore with Tina next year. Reason 1.4 why I must move out.Ms. Madeleine. The last remaining La Maison member, the two of us will be holding the name for all of us next year. Though she brought in scary gerbals that eat everything, I will now admit they are kinda cute.. kinda.

Ms. Liz. The unofficial roomate, and final member of La Maison. She'll be stickin around next year too but a summer without this BFF will be a lonely one. Bitch is flying out west to hang with me though so SUCK IT!

We also had a short stint with Ms. Aureyana. She has a career now because she's cool like that. Look out for a bitch in a school near you!

Love you longtime girlfriends, and will miss you more than anything when you go on your stupid vacations.xoxogossipgirl.

Friday, April 10, 2009

To Do-

Today is my last day in La Maison (the place I have called home for the past 2 years). Tomorrow I'm heading back to Toronto, and then Wednesday I fly west.

That leaves me 5 days to do all of this:
1. Move everything out of La Maison and into storage.
2. Party one last time with The Jons
3. Re-pack everything for Whistler.
4. Go shopping with Dani and perhaps Liz
5. Get my hair did.
6. Find some snowpants that arent completely broken
7. Play with Tipper and Joey for a while
8. Find an iPod shuffle charger
9. Do an easter egg hunt? .. Why not.
***UPDATE. 10. Have sushi with Stephanie my oldest homie.

It's gonna be a busy 5 days.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Ms. Brown.

I interviewed a hoss. Read.

please state your name for the record.
KING @ 9:09

Dani Brown!
Dani Brown @ 9:09

favourite nickname you have not given yourself
KING @ 9:09

ODB or downtown.
Dani Brown @ 9:10

the song you are listening to right now is...
KING @ 9:11

no song, i am watching the office.
Dani Brown @ 9:11

you fail.
if you were tagged in one of those stupid friends things who would you be
KING @ 9:12

oh god, people are so shitty i would probably be "the pierced one"
Dani Brown @ 9:12

your dream cake would be what.
KING @ 9:12

Dani Brown @ 9:13

chocolate, vanilla, icing, candies, go wild.
KING @ 9:13

dream cake would be a vanilla cake with travis barker jumping out of it naked.
Dani Brown @ 9:13

best! next birthday, get ready.
KING @ 9:14

the thing you are most excited for in life right now.

my travis barker cake you just promised me.
Dani Brown @ 9:14

your favourite jon.
KING @ 9:15

.... is this even a real question?!?!
Dani Brown @ 9:15

um yes you asked it to me!
KING @ 9:15

i out smarted luisa jeffery. this is a day to remember!
Dani Brown @ 9:16

damn you did! i'm unimpressed with you
KING @ 9:16

that part better be copied and pasted. me clever.
Dani Brown @ 9:16

biggest pet peeve.
KING @ 9:16

shitty drivers and shit. i don't know i hate everything.
Dani Brown @ 9:17

i knew that would be a tough one for you
KING @ 9:18

hahahaha just too much stuff that i dispise.
Dani Brown @ 9:18

friend with the best blog
KING @ 9:19

luisa jeffery!!!!11!!!!1!
and my gnarcore friends.
Dani Brown @ 9:19

love you long time. ending it with a bang?
one more.
favourite future roomate
KING @ 9:20

it's almost like i'm in love with you..
Dani Brown @ 9:20

almost? you are.
KING @ 9:20

max hill is my favourite future roomie.
Dani Brown @ 9:21
Packing is just the worst. I hate moving and it's hardly even begun. DA WORST!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Soon I will be saying goodbye to the meals of instant soup and hello to HOME COOKED MEALS! Well, only for 4 days, but still. Cannot wait for mama J's treats.

Happy last day of school to ME!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Shut Up.

I can't effing wait.


Another friend with another blog/website to add to the right..
Jason takes photos and sometimes does stuff for this website.

These be some examples:
Ya they're skiers but whatever. Check out a homie anyway.


Sunday, April 5, 2009

I skipped a day of blogging. Sorry for partying.

Friday, April 3, 2009


It's my official welcome back party bitches. Be there or be square.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Thursday nights.. theyre back.

In celebration of the end of school coming closer, Liz and I have decided to get back to our Thursday night routine: DIRTY DISKO A LA UP ON CARLING.

Previous occasions have included: Crookers Halloween a la Lohan&Ronson, LA Riots, Klever, Mehdi just to name a few.

Tonight's big thang is the Bloody Beetroots, and in typical Lsquared fashion, the predrink began with a nice photobooth session:Photobooth then turned into iChattin' with homies, which then turned into side by side comparisons with baby pics. Meet lil' Eddie Grams.

That is all. We cute and we OUT!

The age of procrastination..

Been watching a lot of boarding vids during this essay season and I have come to one conclusion:

Frontboards are damn sexy.

That being said, essay season has come to an end. I will now have a social life and will not want to talk about 300, parenting with surveillance technologies, Dawn of the Dead, or Fight Club for at least a month. Good day.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Some April Fool's jokes gone sour...

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for awhile." She wasn't joking. FML

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

.. Now, time to finish the last essay of the year. PEACE!
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