Tuesday, March 31, 2009
1. Stove goes on high or max or whatever.
2. Pot gets some olive oil to coat the bottom. (I use olive oil and i'm no chef but i'm pretty certain any oil will do, so long as it's not motor oil).
3. Kernels get poured into pot. Your kernal to oil ratio should be like.. I dunno coat the shit with oil.
4. Cover and wait...occasional pot shuffling is ok.
5. Popping commences! Move that shit around so it doesnt burn.
6. When popping stops its ready so pour it into your serving dish of choice and season it however the eff you want! (I suggest salt, Danielle suggests salt, sugar, and cinnamon).
Eat it up, I swear you wont go back to the microwave.
On that note- editing essay 2 of 3 calls for huge amounts of the stuff, so I better get poppin'.
Monday, March 30, 2009
This can end please. Those stickers are not meant to stay on damnit!
And do they not inhibit your vision?
Your glasses would just look better without 'em. New trend summer 09.
Apologies if you recognize yourself in one of these photos, there are far too many people who commit the same crime that I would rather use but I found your pictures first. I like you two I promise!! and probably the most since I got your pics first!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
One of my favourite humans of all time, Meredith, came to visit me this weekend. With her she brought some highly missed articles of clothing- red Urban Outfitters tshirt, American Apparel white tshirt dress (Dang why am I so trendy with my shopping!) and a pair of jeans she's had for maybe 2 years. Low hand behold I was reunited with my size 0 (yes, ZERO) Abercrombie & Fitch boot cut ripped jeans that I purchased in either grade 9 or 10. Since I had some time to kill waiting for Mere to return from her sleepover date, I decided the best thing to do would be to make these onced adored jeans wearable again.Not 100% sure how I still fit into these badboys, but now that they are skinnier I do believe i'm gonna continue their legacy.
6 pages of essay, 1 finished novel, 1 must see film seen, and altered jeans! I'm on a roll. A roll that will continue after I am done my soup and return to Starbucks for another solid essay sesh.Happy Sunday.
Then for the same class I watched American Psycho. We read an excerpt of the book for class so I thought it'd be cool to watch the whole movie. It was motherfucked. And again, all I could think about was how it applied to the class, which it did very well, but it also petrified me and taught me that I never want to be a hooker or get into the limos of strange men.
The end, back to essays.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Get a knock on my door from our favourite neighbourhood police officer. Bitch called the cops on me FOR DRIVING DOWN HIS STREET.
So I gave him a piece of my mind... via letter since I have been banned from his portion of Sherwood Avenue.
Although I can understand your desire to appear as a witness for the case against me this past March 27, I do not have any appreciation for your assumption that my appearance on your street following the trial was an attempt of vandalism. No part of me wishes to vandalize your property or harass you individually, and my visit to your home was purely to understand the proximity of our two residences in order to refrain from disturbing you again.
I hope you can understand the stress this situation has caused me the past six months, and the last thing I need is more police showing up at my door with questions regarding my behaviour. I would appreciate if you would refrain from jumping to conclusions about my actions or the actions of my friends from now on.
I hope my birthday parties don't disturb you in the future.
If anyone ever feels the need to egg a house, I suggest 192 Sherwood Avenue. London, Ontario.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Or if you're lazy, just read this:
This new rave is that of "the gypsy", a hybrid that takes everything vagrant, hessian skater, and metal head and straps this aggregate low-life to a snowboard. Essentially, they’re the Ali Boulalas (a one-of-a-kind, pro-skateboarding hessian-ista) of wintersports. While many of these "gypsies" may drive Audi’s to the hill, they offset reality by wearing leather jackets and ripped black jeans on snow (blouses optional). Into their now-rarely washed hair, they twist various gypsy trinkets, dreamcatchers, and bottle caps. In the park, they can be spotted by their Think Thank-esque noseblocks and bonks and their greater tendency to avoid larger features and jumps altogether. While gypsy steeze might hurt your off-hill game anywhere that's not, say, Portland, Oregon, chances are your local terrain park is already beginning to resemble the extras crew from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Thank you Jeff Kalman for finding this gem!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I suggest you illegally download:
The Snake, The Cross, The Crown- Cotton Teeth
Bon Iver- Blood Bank EP
Cut Copy- In Ghost Colours
I'd provide links but i'm too lazy and have 28 more pages to type so eff right off.
End note- To the couch cuddlers across from me. Get outta town.
Monday, March 23, 2009
If you're gonna choose to keep living down there at least stop watching Fox News.
Then host Greg Gutfeld (seems like a silly name for a man...) "apologizes"... Read.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
#104 Girls With Bangs
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
I just voted YES because I like the bus pass thank you very much. It is worth 10 dollars more added to my tuition.
If you feel like you care about this at all or actually go to Western and want to vote click here.
If you dont give 2 fucks you may be entertained by how horribly ugly the voting website is:
I propose a new referendum that would call for an increase in tuition fees to hire someone who knows how to design a website.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Although now I'm quite sure I've eaten so many that I will not be able to consume them again for quite some time.
Either way, if you enjoy the taste of Buffalo (like me) but do not quite enjoy the disgustingness involved with chicken wings (like me) these are quite a satisfactory alternative.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
I proved myself wrong and have officially been 2 days in a row.
KANYE'S NEW WORKOUT PLAN!
I also spilled red wine on my jacket today (it's off white), bought new black jeans because mine have decided to go on a ripping spree, and have officially began getting sick again.
Now everyone's going to get hyper to Steve Aoki at Mansion and I will stay home, not drink more red wine because it has been spilled, and do assignments.
TGITN (Thank God It's Thursday Night)
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
How I see it# 297.
When I was young I was misled by flash cards ino believing that xylophones and zebras were much more common.