Sunday, January 31, 2010

Best//Most of the Grammys

Dressed Carpet- Rhianna
Dressed Performance- Black Eyed Peas
Performance- Lil Wayne, Drake, Eminem ft. Travis Barker
Tribute- Michael Jackson
Deserved Award- Song of the Year: "Halo" Beyonce
Ripped Off- Lady Gaga for Album of the Year

Tavi Gevinson.

Front row at Dior Haute Couture in Paris with a giant bow hat. Really?

This chick for real?

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


ixcuse me?
Apple istrikes iagain.

This deserves more words. The video for this product legitimately looks like a fake advertisement for a fake product that we could only dream about using in Futurama. People ask me why they should switch to Mac from PC. This is why. Enjoy life in the stone age with your seventeen pound Dell computer, my iPad and I will be flying to space in my personalized rocket ship where I have a holiday home on Mars.

My only question is: why no webcam? Skype on this bitch would rule.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Happy Birthday "Eliza"

Happy Birthday to the biggest Hoss on television.
22 on the 22nd. Champagne all night.


Easy access for those of you who don't lurk my entire blog because this one is a gem.
(It's also funny because I 100% know who you are.)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Quote of the day.

"Now that you have a job, girls know you’re not a total loss and you end up with a girlfriend. She wants you to hang with her once in a while instead of going boarding all the time. First, she gives you the key to her heart, and then the key to her apartment. That’s two more. You can’t give her the key to your heart because snowboarding put a combination lock on it and only your snowboard knows the number."

- Ken Achenbach

(thanks scotty)


Monday, January 18, 2010


I guess this is normal now.
The old normal was nice too.

En Francais.

Final year in Tremblant. Epic.

The Jons.

“Two words, Two syllables.. No no, go back... For the past year Toronto club promoters have had a shadow cast on them by a group of two guys.. or men(debatable) The Jons. The Jons aren’t just two of the hottest guys controlling the night since Batman and Robin... There is so much more to them. They really do care if you haven’t had vodka poured down your throat or aren’t walking out with your dream girl. Believe me, I’ve been there... Except I actually haven’t been there because I always walk out with my dream girls.. what up Oksana, what up Dandy, what up Andrada, what up Luisa!”
- Mark P. Aka Jerry O’Keefe


Wednesday, January 13, 2010