txts frm lst nght.

(404): It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
(1-404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast

(510): I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...

(303): erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on

(305): If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?

(619): wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
(1-619): maybe you did when you were drunk
(619): no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.


Some textin' Canadians:

(778): I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
(604): That's weird, I usually just count sheep (I wish I was as witty as this fellow 604er)

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home (This person was for sure getting vodka showers at dance like you fuck)

(514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed. (I hope this was someone I know in montreal texting someone I dont like in montreal)

(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. (This person is just giving Western the name it deserves. I want my 226 area code back)