YOU MIGHT KNOW...

I've always thought the strangest thing about facebook is when they show you the people who they think 'you might know'. Like, c'mon facebook, I dont need you to find my friends for me.. I can do it ALL BY MYSELF! Usually I just press that little x to get rid of them but today I decided to actually read the names of these losers who should apparently be my friend. So I read and as it turns out I dont know ANY of them.. i've never even HEARD of any of them:

Who are these motherfuckers?!