"I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs," Montag says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!"
Lord help us.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Things that are wrong with the world.
One of the characters Montag wants to play is "a lifeguard named Summer" in a script she wrote herself.
"I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs," Montag says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!"
"I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs," Montag says. "I've even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!"
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